Museums, eh? Can you do me a favour? Or, not so much a favour, but... I collect postcards. How would you feel about picking one out from somewhere this weekend and sending it to me? I'll pay you postage!

Take her to the pub, get her hammered, wait for her to pass out and you're sorted ;)

Ha! See, I'd get to mum's and then dinner would be in three hours, she'd get drunk, I'd get annoyed and then do a little cry on the way home. So it's not quite worth it! Good idea though!

Don't worry dude - I'll always be here when you get back!