First know your zombie ...
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prunesquallormdAKA One hundred words of silliness.
This resulted from the prompt "Establish exactly what kind of zombie you're dealing with", from![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lareinemisere. It's very silly, and rather sweary, but I think it's sort of fun, and I'm severely tempted to expand it into a proper story. It would, if nothing else, be pretty cracktastic ;)
(I have no zombie icons, so Mitchell, from Being Human will have to do. He is, at least, undead ...)
First, Know Your Zombie
“We all know a shot gun to the head'll do it. You know anything that won't get pretty fucked up when you blow its fuckin' head off? That's not the point. The point's to not be in a position where you need to blow its head off.”
Donahue glares around the compound, at the rag-tag group assembled there.
“We're outnumbered and outgunned.” He glares again, at a skinny guy just clearing his throat to speak. “Figure of speech, yeah? Fuckin' Jesus.
“So, welcome to Zombie Orientation Training, Part 1. And no, there's no part 2. My little joke. Ha fuckin' ha”
This resulted from the prompt "Establish exactly what kind of zombie you're dealing with", from
lareinemisere. It's very silly, and rather sweary, but I think it's sort of fun, and I'm severely tempted to expand it into a proper story. It would, if nothing else, be pretty cracktastic ;)(I have no zombie icons, so Mitchell, from Being Human will have to do. He is, at least, undead ...)
First, Know Your Zombie
“We all know a shot gun to the head'll do it. You know anything that won't get pretty fucked up when you blow its fuckin' head off? That's not the point. The point's to not be in a position where you need to blow its head off.”
Donahue glares around the compound, at the rag-tag group assembled there.
“We're outnumbered and outgunned.” He glares again, at a skinny guy just clearing his throat to speak. “Figure of speech, yeah? Fuckin' Jesus.
“So, welcome to Zombie Orientation Training, Part 1. And no, there's no part 2. My little joke. Ha fuckin' ha”
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Date: 2009-10-01 12:46 am (UTC)Hey, it isn't a bad thing to span out your material. It's actually probably a really good idea, considering you have time to sort things out and not just do things on whim *coughmecough*
I didn't honestly think there was a great amount of angst, only at the end, but if I'm going to be really honest with you, I love angst fic, no matter how bad it can get.
I adore Dexter! I don't watch it as often as I used to because of schooling and all, but I saw most of the first season and some of the third. I loved it. I don't watch TV as much as I used to; really now, I don't have the time for it and what little free time I have, I spend on the computer :D
:) I wonder how long of a comment I'll get on that one...