SHAG! MARRY! CLIFF!

[prunesquallormd]

I hardly ever do memes, but I've been BAD at posting recently (I plan far more posts than I actually make. I'm probably like a lot of people in that respect) and this is one of those classics that's been doing the rounds again recently, so I figured, what the hell!
The only difference here is that the characters must all be fictional, other than that, it's pretty self explanatory :p

cobalt_siren, who's lovely but, on the strength of this choice, EVIL, gave me three of my favourite characters ever. I've been pondering this for a couple of days, but I think I've come up with the perfect solution :D

MARRY!
EFFY STONEM










My favourite character in anything, ever. Hands down. And I couldn't even say why, really, especially as I completely ignore Season 4 of Skins as being far too appallingly bad to accept.My canon for Effy pretty much diverges into fanon after season 3. So, EMOTIONALLY REPRESSED! NOT CRAZY! 'K?

SHAG!
AMY POND







Most beautiful woman in the world? Y/Y
I don't know. My love of redheads knows no bounds, and she's basically the perfect redhead :D


CLIFF D: D: D:
WILLOW ROSENBERG






I just adore Willow, and have since the very first episode of Buffy that I saw ('The Pack' in season 1), so it was a horrible choice. BUT, she's a witch! SO SHE CAN FLY! YAY :D
So, here's how the story goes, in my incredibly smutty brain:
So, basically, it's marry Effy, shag Amy, Willow goes over the cliff and floats harmlessly off, thence to return and engage in one massive hate!sexy (she's still kind of annoyed at being thrown over a cliff) orgy. AND EVERYBODY'S HAPPY, AND ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD :D

WIN/WIN, YES?

Oh, and while I'm posting pretty pictures, have a shot from Karen's layout in the December issue of Cosmo. Pretty <3


♥

Comments

[cobalt-siren.livejournal.com]

Brilliant solution! I was feeling so bad about making things difficult that I was going to suggest you give the cliffed one a parachute XD Flying works though, yay magickal powers!

[prunesquallormd.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I was particularly pleased that I had a legitimate canon approved way of wheedling my way out of it. I might have taken you up on that offer of a parachute otherwise :)

[mrjdt.livejournal.com]

Haha, good choices. And I love your smutty solution and these pics. <3

I honestly can't wait for Doctor Who to come back. And I still have to catch up on that Amy/Katie fic that was written for femslash10 (assuming it's been posted). I hope someone wrote it, 'cause I'd definitely get behind that ship.

Also...just so I'm here, you should check out this one fic from the Skins big bang - em_sh's Four Years On. It's a very canon-like story (pardon the expression) taking place after series 4 but it's definitely something that managed to provide us with the resolution the writers of the show didn't give us (imo anyway) and just portrays the characters brilliantly. You should definitely give it a read. It made me feel better. :P
Here's the link: http://em-sh.livejournal.com/18210.html

How've you been btw?

[prunesquallormd.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Perfect solution is perfect, right? ;)

DW seems like ages away, but at least there's a Christmas Special. Yay :)
Amy/Katie, you say? I really need to read that! If you do find it I'd really appreciate the link :)

And thanks for the rec. There are so many wonderful looking fics at the Big Bang that it's all a bit daunting knowing where to start. I have to admit, the one that jumped out straight away was Shan's zombie apocalypse story :D
To my shame I haven't read anything by em_sh, although I've heard very good things about her writing. I'll look forward to reading her BB one :)

I've been well, thanks. Busy as usual, but mostly in a good way :)
How about you? How's life treating you?
<3

[mrjdt.livejournal.com]

You should definitely give the fic a go. em_sh is a brilliant writer. I think I've read almost everyone's BB fics at this point. And I'm in the middle of Anna's one right now.

I've been okay. Pretty busy too with fandom and RL stuff. Still have a lot of requests to fill out for people so that should be a lot of fun.

Misfits is taking over my life and I'm loving every second. Nathan is awesome as usual, and it's good to know I like a character that everyone else likes for a change. :P Though I still can't get into Nathan/Kelly for some reason. It's SO weird how everyone has jumped that ship but I haven't, don't know why because I love the characters and they have chemistry.

Maybe it's because I'm so used to being let down by so many of the canon/het ships in television that I tend to become extremely picky about them now. Who knows? Maybe the next few episodes will change my mind.

Also, have you seen the promos for Skins US? What do you think. I confess I have a particular fondness for the new Michelle hehe (shocking eh? Since everyone is on Team Tea!)

Off to reading then. Oh, btw I did read that zombie apocalypse fic. It's pretty awesome!

[sushizuzoru.livejournal.com]

I really need Doctor Who to come back on soon cjdn I need the motivation to start working on the story again because 10/FRANZISKA/ADRIAN? I DO FUCKING WANT.

HNNNNG

Also I want to shag Karen so. Hard. ♥

[sushizuzoru.livejournal.com]

Also forgot to mention that I fucking love Willow <3

[prunesquallormd.livejournal.com]

God, I know! Isn't she adorable?

[sushizuzoru.livejournal.com]

Beyond adorable. Even when she's evil XD <3

[prunesquallormd.livejournal.com]

10/FRANZY/ADRIAN?
WHAT? WHERE IS THIS? WHY HAVEN'T YOU FINISHED IT, YET?
WANT! WANT! WANT!

Also I want to shag Karen so. Hard. ♥
LOL Dude, you're not alone. Form an orderly queue ;p

[sushizuzoru.livejournal.com]

WELL, I SORT-OF GOT ONE CHAPTER DONE FOREVER AGO, BUT I MIGHT RE-DO SOME PARTS, RE-WORK IT A BIT. IN THE END, WHAT'S SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IS THAT 11 AND 10 CRASH INTO EACH OTHER, THEY'RE LIKE "EW, YOU'RE ME?" AND SOME ALIEN MIND-SWITCHING HAPPENS.

10 WINDS UP IN FRANZISKA'S BODY. ♥

[lizardwriter.livejournal.com]

Haha, that was a tough choice, and you handled it awesomely. Wonderful solution, lol.

I've been giving your girl, Effy, quite a bit of love these days, ficwise. written like a keffy completely from her pov and then two basically just effy fics, also from her pov. dunno why, but she's flowing in my head right now. Have to admit, I've been doing a bit of the mental illness, but you might like it anyway, cause I don't do it showlike.

Posted the big bang piece finally yesterday, thanks in great part to your help.

Hope you're doing well, Si. I was just thinking earlier that I hadn't heard from you in a while.

[prunesquallormd.livejournal.com]

I'm particularly proud of that solution. It came to me like some sort of epiphany :D

I must admit, I've bee so busy recently that I've only really been able to skim my f-list, so I've noticed the Effy stories you've posted and resolved to go back to them later. The Effy POV Keffy sounds especially intriguing :) What's it called?

I was very happy to see your BB fic go up :) <3

It has been a while, hasn't it? Must rectify that soon :D

[lizardwriter.livejournal.com]

Five Kisses is the clearly Keffy from Effy's pov. It was inspired by a codeine induced dream, actually, lol. I guess pneumonia's good for something. ;) Boulevard of Broken Dreams is a basically just Effy, but it hints at the possibility of Keffy.

Me too, though it's still a bit nerve racking having it out there. Did you check out the arts? They're very pretty. I'm really happy. :D

Yes, we must. :) <3

[perverbially.livejournal.com]

...*vacant stare*

I'm sorry, I'm trying to form words, but... You... with the cliff... THERE'S JUST SO MUCH PRETTY I DON'T EVEN MIND.

This post should come on prescription, I fucking swear <3

[prunesquallormd.livejournal.com]

LOL
I'm glad you enjoyed it :p

I had so much difficulty choosing pictures. There are far too many pretty pictures of these three on the interwebs :)

Of course, now my mind's rather consumed by the idea of an energetic little Effy/Amy/Willow threesome. It's not at all an unpleasant thought :D